[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.(ouch!)

[] I have choked on my own spit.

[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.(I can't understand this evil movie!)

[] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[x] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...

[] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (haha homework =])

[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[] I've done sum thing really stupid wile I was drunk.

[] I've ran around naked when I was drunk. (lol)

[] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk

[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] I accidently break a lot of things...

[] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[] I move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Total score [15] !

Once you get your answer multiply by three
I'm 45% retarded! lol!